CONFESSIONS

I cannot have my corn touch any other food on the plate, especially gravy. I must then get a separate plate for my corn. I treat is as dessert. If you haven't figured it out yet, I LOVE CORN!

I've ordered things through the mail and 'forgot' to pay...come on, now!! It was a long time ago...lol!

When I am running late in the morning I take Tyson to school in my nightie...sometimes commando. And what do you know, those would be the days other parents want to come by and chat thru my passenger window. Note to self: Buy a very long coat.

I am insane when it comes to laundry. I have 12+ different types of loads. Whites, lights, brights, reds & pinks (if there's enough reds on their own then pinks will go into lights or brights depending on hue), denim, darks asst., darks black, darks blues, delicates lights, delicates dark, towels, beddings, extra dirty or smelly, pillows, blankets, jackets...Do I really need to go on? I have also noticed I have started shopping for clothes according to this list. I do not need to start on a new category. If it doesn't fit in one of these then it does not get purchased.

I hate spiders. I don't mind them from afar. I have to teach the kids not to be afraid of them but if they are close I have an attack and start to panic if I cannot see where the damn thing went. I always have dreams that they fall in my mouth while I'm sleeping and I always think spiders bite me in my sleep. I have had a couple of huge bites on cheeks...cannot guarantee if it was a spider. I love tarantulas. They are really cute. Go figure!!

I love the dark. When I'm alone in the house I never turn the lights on and I go all around the house feeling my way, especially up and down three flights of stairs. I like watching something scary, walk around in the dark and scare myself with all the little noises I hear. Great fun!

I have always wanted to be a vampire. I think I would make an awesome vampire. I have tried blood, it's gross. Don't think this is going to be happening anytime soon.

I love to bite. LMAO!! I know, I know...I haven't been doing it too much lately. But I bite my kids chins when I kiss them and they hate it! And once in a while an arm just screams out to me so I have to just go for it. Jamie use to let me just bite his arm while I'm watching a show...See, now that's love...I prefer not to have to hair in the way. Shoulders and necks, yum!! (See vampire thing above) Oh, it's extra special if I can see teeth marks!! It really is not as bad as it sounds, I swear...

I have always wished I could be a blond, blue eyed girl. I still want to be blond...and contacts are cheap now! Now just to pull it off and say it's natural.

I want bigger boobs...I always have. I'm thinking seriously of getting it done. When I had the cancer scare last year, I was panicking that I would lose them. I've had them since I was 10 and I would totally freak out and not know what to do with out these girls!!!

Alright, there's the first ten! There's way too many things to list so I think this is going to be a regular Sunday post. And I didn't even clue in with the Sunday and confessions...so much for being a Catholic girl!

I want to thank you guys for trying to make me feel better yesterday and I'm definitely feeling better today. Nothing that some extra strength Tylenol, wine and bitching with friends can't fix!!!

And I would like to say thank you to my baby-bro Mo (I think he's going by HO-MO lately. You said it, Mo, I didn't!!) for sending love my way while I was down. He always knows what to do, go see him if you haven't.

Another awesome thank you to Peabody for conjuring up spells to make me feel better!! * Ah la Peanut Butter Sandwiches!!! * Cracked me up cause I totally forgot about that and I love The Count on Sesame St/Park...whatever the f**k it is now!

Ok, so I'm gonna leave this up until tomorrow cause you're all gonna confess to Sista Amy at least one thing! Ya hear me?!! And it better not be some lame ass crap like, 'I like chocolate more than vanilla.' Unless, of course, you weren't talking about ice cream or cookies!!! Or CAKE!!! Did you really think I was gonna let it go down like that?

Alright get your ass into commenting now...And I have no problem with confessions of undying love for me. It's a given, actually!

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I got this at *~JeN~*'s space...Learning new things? Please...who you talkin bout?