Part deux

Here we go again...

Sunday and it's confession time.  I was totally at a loss because of the upcoming Bloggers 101 and I didn't want repeat but I figure the 101 will tell you the little things.  Things that someone close to me would know about me but something I wouldn't be blogging about.  If you're close to me and you don't know the things on my list, you better get your @ss in gear!

So I will reserve the big things for the Sunday Confessions...lol.  I have lots!!!!

My friends and I hotboxed a kitty in the parking lot of my high school.  We took it out and let it meander in the hall, laughing our asses off watching it stumble all around.  Shut up you PETA people, I was 14!!

I was caught in a park doing the deed by a cop twice in the same night...Lol!!!  Same guy, you f**ktards!  Seeing his face/reaction the second time was priceless!!!  ;p

I love musicals!  TV, Movies, Shows, whatever...if it's a musical, you'll know I'll be there!  I don't know what it is, maybe it's because anybody could just break out in a song at any moment, just like me everyday.  Plus, it's a bonus that when someone decides to dance everyone around them already knows all the steps.  You don't know how difficult that is do in real life...*sighs*

I was so totally into Joey McIntyre of New Kids.  OMG...I cannot believe I just typed that.  I'd love to say he was first love, but a lot of you know that's not true so I'll say he's my second love.   I found out who his friends and family were, knew where they lived, phone numbers, where they hung out, where some of them worked, school, church.  I wanted it, I got it!!  This was before the Internet was handy with Google...did it all through research and phone books from the Public Library!!!!! ;P   Did this for Ed Robinson of BNL too!  Are you scared yet?!   Sweet Lord, did I just confess to something illegal?

I'm totally addicted to Reality TV shows.  Real World, Road Rules, Survivor, AR, Big Brother, Apprentice...you name it!  The one I said I would never watch was I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!!  Watched every episode...I'm gonna say I'm not gonna watch the Britney and Whitney ones but I'd be a liar!

I'm a really good liar!!!!  And I can catch all the lies thrown all around me...I was HOURS late for work all the time and the bullsh*t that would come out of my mouth as excuses...wow!  Friends are always amazed at how I NEVER get fired for any crap I pull.  Must be my innocent face...;p    Damn,  now I can't get away with stuff...I must really rethink this confession crap.

If I pick anything from anywhere...toe jam, ear wax, belly button lint...I have to examine it very carefully.  Look it over, smell it, roll it around between my finger and thumb.  I want to know how it got there, why it's like that, etc.   I'm pretty sure this started way before I became a mother.  Inquiring minds!

I love the feel of QTips in my ear!  It's orgasmic...I could do it all day long.

One of my most embarrassing moments was in Gr 6.  We had to run a mile and a half for gym.  I can't remember what we use to call it now, but we had a route to follow all along the neighbourhood.  Amyways.  I was so engrossed in my conversation with this cute boy that I was trying to make mine that I was not watching what I was doing and ran smack dab into a cherry blossom tree!!!  So hard that I flew back and fell on my a$$!  You can tell people were trying so hard not to laugh right away but they just couldn't hold it any longer.   Half the class were rolling around on the sidewalk laughing so hard I'm sure some of them wet themselves.   Remember, I thought I was 'cool'!   I don't know what hurt more, my face or my pride.   Doesn't matter, still got the boy!  Hah!!!

I've been in a threesome. * cuts out fast!*

Why does it look like this has a sex and stalking theme?!

Wow!  Ok, so I'm sorry this was delayed but MSN f**ked me over again last night in the middle of trying to save the draft.  I had to restart this morning.  Blame them!   So it's your turn...Please!!!  Dish out good dirt,  there's a little somebody that wants to read them all.  Lol!!!  I will keep this up until tomorrow evening...

Overcast here but still warm.  This upcoming week will be busy as hell.  I will be in court for a couple of days and then the kids have a long weekend.  A couple of people having babies down south that I need to be there for.  Wow...that actually means busy couple of weeks!  Aaaahhhhhh!!!!  Someone take me away!!

So I will try to draft my things so I  just have to put in little tidbits before publishing.   Don't worry I will try to still get around and I WILL have my Bloggers 101 posted on Thurs.

If I miss you don't be pissed...I'm trying my hardest!

Have a great Sunday!

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* You all suck!!!  Come on and give me a confession, damn you!!  None of this 'I have nothing to confess' crap!!!  You don't really want me to make up stuff about you, do you?  Go talk to Doug about that...

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**Update!  I have another confession...

I'm a f**ktard for opening a virus file which tried to get to all my Messenger contacts.  I want to publicly apologize to you all...*hangs her head down*   I want to remind people who have been living under a rock how awesome Laura is...did I tell you I love this woman?  Ok, so I hope I got the email out to everyone!  If you need the virus removal please let me know...

* tries to kick her own a$$...'why you always doing stupid things, huh?'...we'll never know*